Epic Fail, Part Deuxx

Epic Fail

At least these are two gracious, good sport hotties.

ZB?

Where is Zach Braff?

Huh?

How the hell can I keep calm when there is so much to do?

We Can't All Stay On Top of Star Search

Remember when Britney was married? To a Jason Alexander?

My Cat Has Good Taste

caveat: this photo is last year, but truly timeless.

Well, Howdy. The Name Is Fierce.

Love everything about this. via

KREPI.

Cookie Monster Adult Headpiece. Could they have cast a more creepy dude in there? YES. BUT NO.

Vom

It's safe to say that the dress Brooke Burke is wearing RIGHT NOW on Dancing With The Stars is the single worst apparel garment made in history.

Margaret Cho is hilarious 3 seconds in.

Did Audrina just say she was "breast known" for being a super hottie on The Hills?

And finally..."Teen Advocate Bristol Palin?" No. She's wearing a tearaway costume.

HOTMESS DWTS NOWWWWWWW.

Are You Kidding Me With This

Tonight's song lineup for Dancing With The Stars, according to TMZ.

-- Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas -- Cha Cha Cha -- "Mama Told Me Not to Come"

Lord.