Tonight I forced myself to get a third wind and meet a newly single girlfriend out for drinks, or in all honesty, stare at men hoping they come talk to us.
I walked out of my house to see my gay neighbors.
"Speaking of Liza Minelli!!!" they exclaimed and came over toward me to hug and admire my hair, with new Liza-ish bangs.
Liza Minelli. Exactly who I'd like the gays to see me as. Worst possible person for the straights.
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