Hollister

I'm turning 30 next year. Saturday, I purchased loads of clothes and accessories from stores exclusively targeted to girls under 21. Before I went in to Hollister, I thought, "Hey, 40+ year-old Dad at work wears shit from here all the time."

Green light!

Terrible terrible rule to follow regarding apparel.

I do love what I bought though. And only one brand emblem.

Tiny Legs

I like my soccer-player legs fine enough, except for when it's time for fall and I get really jealous of the bird legs girls who can pull off knee-socks. They look like soccer socks on me. Not adorable schoolgirl. Varsity soccer not art club. Fine, junior varsity. Just go with it.