Friday Night

I'm watching 27 Dresses for the 5th time. This movie is sponsored by some bridal shop and EHarmony. OF COURSE. I sit here watching this, alone on Friday bc I am too lazy to shower and also sick from the Pork-on-a-Stick I ate earlier (Shabbat Shalom!), looking on match.com and thinking "I wouldn't let 99% of these guys touch my left boob."

This is why I'm single.